1. You could overheat and die from hugging Jacob.
2. You could get hypothermia from Edward.
3. It teaches people to have a perfect boyfriend who knows all of Romeo's lines from the play...WTF?
4. Teaches it's okay if someone beautiful beats you up while having sex. Don't worry, you can cover it with make-up.
5. Dude. Who would ever want to go to a doctor who WANTS YOUR BLOOD?
6. Teaches that fancy cars make people more attractive BY COMPARISON. Bella...her new car...see where I'm going with this?
7. You can starve yourself and still be beautiful! YAAAAY!
8. Fangirls will try and eat animals just to see if they can...look, now their destroying our enviornment.
9. AIDS just went up 5% because people now think its cool to share blood with someone you love.
10. Hairgel is used even more.....IT NEVER LOOKED GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
11. Let's watch you while you sleep!
12. No, you may not go anywhere or visit any friends or have a life...you are mine! ...This has been an example of how boyfriends are taught to act to their girlfriends after reading Twilight.
13. Boys now have a fear their girlfriend will run off with their dog.
14. If someone looks like a vampire, they will get raped. I shit you not.
15. Don't worry if you were plain in your old town! All the boys will want to get together with you here, even though they all have no life and are closet gays.
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... Not joking.
And is this about twilight? I don't really know about it.
Anyways, nice rant
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